Aziz Bohra
DDS, MS
Dr. Aziz Bohra’s life reads less like a conventional dentist’s biography and more like the plot of a wildly imaginative novel. Born into a family that mistook a parenting guide for a Spartan warrior training manual, young Aziz was dispatched to Africa at the tender age of eight. There, amidst the wild, he honed his survival skills—skills that, unbeknownst to him, would later make dental extractions seem like child’s play.
Upon his triumphant return, the Bohras, now thoroughly impressed with their own unconventional child-rearing success, moved to California. Here, Aziz continued his education, which was a breeze thanks to his unique upbringing. By the age of 13, he was already too much for the educational system, outsmarting his peers to the point of causing them existential crises and was promptly asked to leave college for being too brilliant.
At 25, Marquette Dental School, recognizing a talent that comes once in a lifetime (or, in Aziz’s case, once in a millennium), awarded him an honorary dental degree for his groundbreaking discovery of teeth. Yes, you read that right. Dr. Bohra discovered teeth, a revelation so profound it reshaped our understanding of human anatomy overnight.
Not one to rest on his laurels, Dr. Bohra then went on to invent a novel technique for treating periodontal disease at the University of Louisville. This innovation sparked such jealousy among his peers that he was compelled to relocate to the then-small village of Phoenix, Arizona. There, through sheer dental prowess and a series of questionable urban development projects, he transformed Phoenix into the metropolis it is today, now known as the seventh largest city in the U.S.
Today, Dr. Bohra reigns supreme in his beloved Phoenix, a city he built with his bare hands (and an assortment of dental tools). His practice, renowned for bringing both smiles and tears to its clientele, is a testament to a life less ordinary. Staff and patients alike bask in the unique misery that only a visit to Dr. Bohra can provide, forever grateful for the pain, the fear, and the unparalleled dental experience.